Sorting

1. “Bubble sort: The algorithm you learned first and should never use again.”
2. “Quick sort: Because waiting for a bubble to rise is just too slow.”
3. “Merge sort: Divide and conquer, but also multiply your frustration when debugging.”
4. “Insertion sort: The kid who wants to put everything in its right place… one item at a time.”
5. “Shell sort: When you can’t fully commit to insertion sort or quick sort, so you do both halfway.”
6. “Heap sort: Sorting like a boss, by piling things up and tearing them down efficiently.”
7. “Radix sort: Sorting by thinking outside the ‘compare-and-swap’ box.”
8. “Selection sort: The friend who finds the best thing and keeps doing it… slowly.”
9. “Sorting algorithms: The true test of whether you prefer elegance or efficiency.”
10. “Quick sort’s pivot: Proof that sometimes you just need a good leader to get things done.”